47 Memes To Keep You Warm on a Cold Winter's Night

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    Flaire Huxtable @PrOfessOrEX I ain't tryna start no , buuuuuuut... YALL BETTER DISCUSS AC TEMPERATURE BEFORE GETTING MARRIED. 2:14 PM 4/11/19 Twitter for iPhone . > MAY'S GA hot
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    rocket @tweetsbyrocket me: tell my gf i love her murderer: [sighs] write her number down me: ok but text, she hates talking on the phone murderer: oh for sure, same
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    Lynn Bixenspan> @lynnbixenspan : I saw Alien for the first time on a date and when he said "why'd she go back for the cat??" I knew we wouldn't work out 11:59 AM 2/23/21 from Manhattan, NY Twitter for Android
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    Me trying to flirt @nurse_ratchedshorro Wanna hear one of my ideas for a perfect murder? Murse Ratched's Horror
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    bro @iits_hassan Yeah breakups hurt, but have you ever been a super talkative, enthu- siastic person but slowly over the years & after trauma after trauma watch yourself become more qui- eter and quieter to the point where that enthusiastic bubbly person just isnt who you are anymore?
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    Even though the box is clearly labeled and I can see what's in it, I'm still going to date it for 6 months. Red FLAGS LOT 103
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    Me trying to explain to my friends, family, partner, and the world why I am the way that I am I'm from another dimension.
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    tony @tony_ferraro7 when someone has a crush on me that is a huge red flag for me 9:36 PM 2021-03-09 Twitter for iPhone ● 380 Retweets 17 Quote Tweets 2,985 Likes
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    gf: how do I know which one of you is the clone? me: ask a question that only the real me would know gf: ok what's my birthday? me and my evil clone: do another one
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    Zeth @the_hottest jew "How bad are you at relationships?" I get broken up with by people I don't even know T-Mobile LTE 1:17 PM ? Text Message Today 12:20 PM Hey. I'm sorry to text you like this but I want to break up. You haven't been the same since Ohio and my hands are tied. I wish you the best, and I'll miss you very much 61% I've never been to Ohio Who are you
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    Oh Skoog @Skoog my red flags list Notes red flags is too nice to me 8:16 AM 6/7/21. Twitter for iPhone Done :
    via @Skoog
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    Jennifer McAuliffe @JenniferJokes When a guy on a date says "how are you still single" apparently you're not supposed to tell him 12:42 PM 6/6/21 from Toronto, Ontario Twitter for iPhone ● .
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    a slight change in intimacy or affection being hated and abandoned by them Corporate needs you to find the differences between this picture and this picture. my mental illness They're the same picture.
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    Introducing myself to new people Hi, guys. I'm broken. 10 @thedryginger
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    when I push everyone away for my alone time but then get upset because I'm lonely Serves you right for having feelings.
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    When you're in a loving relationship but you're an anxious piece of and always think something's wrong B همت (adu
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    maciesoderquist liked Rex_highstar @manlikerex I believe in annoyed at first sight. 11:01 AM 2/19/21 Twitter for iPhone 47.2K Retweets 1,672 Quote Tweets 172K Likes 22 ...
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    I bet he's thinking about other women imgflip.com Why do they always read her line first when they already know what she's going to say?
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    Iris @Jest_Iris "How are you still single" Me: Chat Profile Let's start with, what's something you'd love to do? Ugh nothing I just wanna sit here Ok. Well. You're really pretty but I can't do anything with that ^. 11:03 AM 8/14/21 Twitter for iPhone
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    When someone asks why ur still single B Look at me. Psychological damage up to here.
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    The Captain @sgrstk You don't need a "happily ever after," you need someone who makes you realize what matters. And, that person will be a pain in the
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    ..... Verizon < 11:04 PM Yak Read about a new sexual position I wanna try, it's called "with a partner" 102
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    That friend who third wheels so often that now you're one big, happy tricycle sideofricepilaf
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    I want to wake up with you the rest of my life Nevermind I get up at 5:00 Am SL 조합 음악
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    Friends: You give the best relationship advice but you single... How is possible? Me: Coaches don't play...
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  • 26
    hey.. soo.. I think I like you.. WOW! I certainly don't recommend that!
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    me immediately after disclosing my mental illnesses & trauma to a potential love interest conclusion, I am fully prepared for you to abandon me In @manicpixiememequeen
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    Relationship status.. I love you
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    person: i rly like u a lot i think ur great brain: u kno what to do me: Self Deprecating Joke
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    Me: *talks to the opposite gender for 0.2 seconds* My friends:
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    OLD TO BE BARRASSED Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking There are two kinds of people. The ones that pack six days before a trip, and the ones that wake up day-of and realize they need to do a load of laundry. And they marry each other. 9:01 PM 7/11/20 Twitter for Android ●
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    See that meme I sent you? HE Ok?! Yeah it was ok
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    Larry & @LarryM27_ Got me thinking about this Larry Jay Jugwanth liked The Craigslist @Mr_Siems1984 I helped my neighbor out with something this morning and she said to me "I could marry you". I couldn't believe it. You do something nice for someone and they threaten to ruin your life in return. 1:34 AM 10/3/21 Twitter for Android :
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    jon drake @DrakeGatsby Doing couples therapy by myself to try and get double the help 4:57 PM 2021-12-28 Twitter for iPhone ● 33 Retweets 352 Likes ...
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    Me: You know she's busy. Give her some space. Me to me: She's abandoning you and hates you and hates talking to you. Call her out. imgflip.com
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    My favorite thing about marriage is sharing a house with the person most likely to murder me.
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    one time i referenced a meme to this guy i was dating and he had never heard of it so i showed him the meme and his response was "so im just supposed to memorize all your little pictures in order to have a conversation with you?" and not a DAY goes by,
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    How would describe yourself to a potential mate? Me: FREE PUZZLE @thedryginger
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    Paballo @Pablo_3k Q: What is love? A: Mrs Linda M @Linda_Mtoba I unfollowed some meme pages so my usband can send me memes I haven't seen. 1/8/19, 4:52 PM
  • 40
    Girl are you an existential crisis? Because I'm gonna have you in my bed tonight
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    SOME PEOPLE HAVE A GIRLFRIEND SOME PEOPLE HAVE A BOYFRIEND O I HAVE A Overwhelming fear of rejection so that I have convinced myself that I will be alone for the rest of my sad, worthless life which prevents me from even trying
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  • 42
    SAVE money on expensive Valentine's gifts by erecting emotional barriers all around you and growing old and dying alone ♡
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    Nothing worse than waking up on a Sunday morning and having to clean up the carnage left behind after another wild Saturday night BORONT
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    big stout @TheConrad Jay Flirting with 30+ is just weird. How can I send you scandalous images and you respond with "Looks great. Looking forward to it" Am I a job? Am I a project? Am I choir rehearsals? 1:42 PM 7/8/21 Twitter for iPhone
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    herbert west, known transmasc @refaginator me: the people i care about are so wonderful and beautiful they're a bright light in my life they never annoy me they bring me so much joy even just being around and i love them my brain: what if... perhaps... they felt this way about u too me: implausible at best 12:07 PM 10 Nov 21 Twitter for iPhone
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    When you both know it'll end in disaster but you don't care @thedryginger 43050202 0
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    anxiety got me approaching relationships like ONE TEXT OR CALL COULD WRECK IT ALL
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